(To the Tune of "Danny Boy")
A song parody by Katie Sullivan
Rated G. Set just after the murder of Pharaoh Seti.
Oh Im-ho-tep, the Med-Jai, the Med-Jai are coming
With curses foul and big sharp pointy knives
They'll kill us both, so go and save yourself
Oh Imhotep, oh Imhotep, I love you so...
And when they come
And all the blood of Pharaoh
Still stains my hands, the floor and all around
I shall die, but only for a little while
Oh Imhotep, oh, Imhotep, I love you so...
And when ye see me next inside the temple,
If I am dead, as dead as I well may be,
You will use the Book of the Dead
And bring me back again to be with thee
And I shall hear, though soft you speak the words
And so my death a short-term thing will be
For we will be together then forever
Oh Imhotep, oh Imhotep, I love you so.
Oh Imhotep...oh Imhotep...I love you so...